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So you’ve decided to tell a friend about For Whom the Curtain Calls. Splendid. Here are few suggestions of fun, creative ways you can go about alerting your friend to the joy of owning this novel.

 

1. Send them a telegram. A singing telegram. A singing nude telegram. To their workplace.

 

2. File a Civil Complaint alleging they have not yet purchased For Whom the Curtain Calls. For added realism, also mention they are running a synthetic Viagra lab in their attic.

 

3. Take them on Oprah. During the opening segment, throw a copy of the book at the Queen of Media. When the horrified host (and the audience, and the guards) begin to glare, point at your friend and yell, “What were you thinking?!?”

 

Disclaimer: These things might not convince your friend to buy the book, but they are creative and fun. For you.

 

For an amusing and far less controversial approach to letting a friend in on FWTCC, try one of our handy Email Templates! They’re fun, and won’t get you beat up or countersued … we almost promise.

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